Monday, December 31, 2007

THE MALAYSIAN DILEMMA

THE MALAYSIAN DILEMMA

The tale goes like this;

Get Vietnamese workers, dogs missing.
Get Bangladeshi workers, Malay girls missing.
Get Indonesian workers, money missing.
Get Indian workers, jewellery missing.
Get Chinese workers, husbands missing.



**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.

Husband And Wife (short jokes enjoy reading)

Husband And Wife

(short jokes enjoy reading)




住口
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

如果你的狗在後門吠,而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫,你會讓那一個先進來?

The Dog of course...at least he ll shut up after you let him in!

當然是狗,至少它進來後會住口。



********************

三個孩子

A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome! but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.

一對夫婦有三個孩子。

有兩個特別聰明和英俊,可是第三個孩子卻很醜很笨。

One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear.
Is this third child really mine?

一天,丈夫很懷疑地問:
' 坦白說,親愛的,老三真的是我的孩子嗎? '
Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.

是的,親愛的。
' 妻子答道:' 可是另外兩個不是。'
*************************



妻子的三項優點

When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities: she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.

一位單身漢新婚時,妻子有三項優點:

在廚房她是經濟學者、在客廳她是貴族、在床上她是惡魔。

After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain,
but not in the same order: she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.

若干年後,這三項優點依然存在,可是秩序有點變動:

在廚房她是貴族、在客廳她是惡魔、在床上她是經濟學者。

********************



許願井
A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

一對夫妻來到一座許願井。

丈夫靠過去,丟下一個硬幣,許了個願。

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really works!

妻子也打算許個願。可是她靠的太過去,掉下井,被淹死了。

丈夫呆了一回,然後笑著說:
' 真靈驗。'
*************************************


結婚周年

I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?

我問太太:
' 結婚周年紀念,你想去那 ?? '
She said, Somewhere I have never been! !

她說:
' 那裡都好,只要是我沒去過的地方。'
I told her, How about the kitchen?
??
我說:
' 廚房怎麼樣? '
********************************



快樂時光

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn t talk for an hour?
在二十五周年紀念時,一位太太提醒她的丈夫:

'
你還記得你向我求婚的那天,我被打動得無法說話長達一小時? '
The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.

丈夫回答:
' 是的,親愛的,那是我一生中最快樂的時光。'
***************************


手拉手

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

我們時常都手拉手。如果放開,她就會去購物了。


**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.

Divorce, custody, and Pepsi Cola

Divorce, custody, and Pepsi Cola

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: 'Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'


Don't laugh, he won!




**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.



Some Beautiful Words

Fantastic words





**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.

THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR

THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR ... REALLY!!!!!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.


Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman, without any say about it...

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, the n drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.


He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.


Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.


Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.


Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.


You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year !


**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.

Hair Ties ... Condom?

Watch out , don't buy even though cheap








It makes from CONDOM … this is ridiculous..

BE CAREFUL LADIES …




**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.



Dating With Different Type of Girls

Dating With Different Type of Girls

Here's a summary about what you should expect when dating with chicks from different races.

Chinese Meimei


http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=1&attid=0.1.0.1&disp=emb&view=att&th=11583fa8395f2f71

First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

Third date
You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that
nothing is ever going to happen.


INDIAN MINACHI


http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=1&attid=0.1.0.2&disp=emb&view=att&th=11583fa8395f2f71

First date

Meet her parents.

Second date

Set the date of the wedding.

Third date

Wedding night.



MALAY MINAH


http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=1&attid=0.1.0.3&disp=emb&view=att&th=11583fa8395f2f71
First date

You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date

You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third Date

She moves in.
One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in.

But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)



WHITE MARY


http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=1&attid=0.1.0.4&disp=emb&view=att&th=11583fa8395f2f71
First Date

You both get drunk and have sex.

Second Date

You both get drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary

You both get drunk and have sex.



ARAB AL-KATIJAH


http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=1&attid=0.1.0.5&disp=emb&view=att&th=11583fa8395f2f71

First Date

Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date

You are shot dead.

Third date

Not Applicable



**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.



Test for Dementia


TEST FOR DEMENTIA

Below are 4 questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly!
You can't take your time, answer all of them IMMEDIATELY, ok?

Let's find out just how clever you are!

READY? GO !!! *scroll down....

FIRST QUESTION :
You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?














ANSWER :
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG!!
If you overtake the second person, then you are SECOND!!

Try not to screw up next time!!
Now answer the second question but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, ok?

SECOND QUESTION :
If you overtake the last person, then you are.... (scroll down)














ANSWER :
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

THIRD QUESTION :
Very tricky arithmetic!!
NOTE : This must be done in your head ONLY!
Do note use paper and pen(cil) or a calculator. TRY IT!

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?

Scroll down for answer...














ANSWER :
Did you answer 5000?
The answer is 4100 :)
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you will ge the last question right... Maybe :P

FOURTH QUESTION :
Mary's father has 5 daughters,
Nana, Nene, Nini and Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?














ANSWER :
Did you answer NUNU?
Hehehe.. the answer is MARY !!

Ok.. now for the bonus question ....

QUESTION :
A mute person goes to a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitation the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done!
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses, how does HE indicate what he wants?














ANSWER :
He just opens his mouth and ASK! You can't see but he can TALK! :P

HOPE YOU HAD FUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.





Lee Bai's POEM - funny!

Something fun to read.. Cheers!


(1) (Original Version)

Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

(2) (English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

(3) (Singlish - Phua Chu Kang Version)
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home...

(4) (Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
Bull Shit While Lau Sai

(5) (Latest Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise (reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my sadness nobody knows)

(6) (Osama version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die ?

(7) (Bush version)
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide ?
Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite


**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.

Printer & Mouse Problem


Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a picture.





Scroll down....






Scroll down....






























**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.




Wife's Diary VS Husband's Diary

Wife's diary vs Husband's diary

WIFE's DIARY

Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends
all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk, he agreed but his mind was far away. I asked him
what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault
that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to
worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say,
"I love u, too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing
to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed
distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to
bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to
confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started
crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.




HUSBAND's DIARY

Today Manchester United lost again. Niamah.


**********
If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.




Commandment of Marriage

Commandment of Marriage

*just for fun only ya... no offense meant.


Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.


Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.


Commandment 3

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!


Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.


Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.


Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.


Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.


Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.



BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, "It really works!"


*****

If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.


The Power of Makeup

The Power of MakeUp

Check out the transformation !!!














If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.




Weird Memory Sticks

Weird Memory Sticks

Phillips Electronics in collaboration with Swarovski made the 'Active Crystal' collection of USB memory. These are really fancy.









This is platinum USB drive hand set with 350
white diamonds. It even comes with a solid
platinum chain and you can have it for $38,000.



Here are some less expencive.

Heart...


Wrists...


There are memory sticks shaped like food...







or drink.....






Dogs...

penguins...



teddy bear...


Cute.

Disney characters...





Human thumb ...





If you like this do leave me a feedback and visit us more often.. we bring you lots of antidote for you everyday!!

So don't forget to add us ...
http://sillyfunnycrazy.blogspot.com

Dislaimer : I take no responsibility for all materials shared here. They are purely for entertainment purpose only. No offence or whatsoever is intended. I have not done any research to confirm the facts as I am only sharing it for your pleasure. Thanks for understanding.